Ask Not For Whom The Jimmies Rustle (They Rustle For Thee)


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Iman Haque One of the underrated greats. I've seen them live twice and I'll never miss a chance to see them again if I can help it! This song blends musical creativity with humor and fun that makes it a great listening choice no matter what mood I'm in !
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This track is a tribute to our favorite gorilla-based image macro and to rustled jimmies everywhere.

Released on April Fool's Day 2014 as part of Chiptunes=WIN's "Chiptunes = #SrsBsns" compilation: a compilation of tracks from chiptune, VGM, and nerdcore artists with a common theme running throughout: MEMES!


Across the vast and majestic gulf
of time and space
the jimmies rustle softly.
There is no need to be upset.

There is a man, they say,
who rustles jimmies well
and yet remains unrustled...
or so the stories tell.

It's said that he believes
"to set the jimmies free,
all jimmies must be rustled!"
That rustler was me!

Jimmies rustle tenderly
Jimmies rustle just for me

Arise one and all,
and fall to me!
For I am the rustler,
and you'll never rustle me!


released April 1, 2014
Written by Thomas and Daniel Drinnen
Recorded by Thomas Drinnen
Created in Protools with Midines, chipsounds, Play and Xpand 2.




URIZEN Denton, Texas

The balls of Rammstein strapped to the bodies of DEVO with the brains of Type O Negative performing the live show of GWAR... with a robot.

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